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i got a card for matalan today
...it was a lovely chestnut brown Ted Baker leather wallet. The RRP was 55 pounds, but it was on sale for 10.
I also bought a large iron cockerel for the kitchen, it was quite a day!
but i think they're idea of small might not be as small as mine
if you're pretending it's a fashionable boutique
...i don't HAVE to like, but still
on Wednesday for a cheap jacketcoatthingy. It cost me £15 and all the pockets have fell in :(
The till woman had a harsh Scottish accent and threatened me with a Matalan gift card and a coat hanger.
they just insisted i needed on if i wanted to pay for my tshirts then thrust it into my hands. i was quite bewildered. luckily i haven't signed anything so they shouldn't own me just yet.
it's Labour's new method of introducing ID cards!
back in the days when i was small enough to fit inside the "budgue the little helicopter" machine at the front of the store that moved about a bit and played a nice tune for 50p.