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Learn from my mistakes people: don't bend over too far when filling up that cup at the office water cooler.
in the office water closet. Also a serious issue
whilst wearing a kilt. The girls were American and fucking loved it when I said No.
That's an interesting look to go with.
in this stupid idea for a thread.
There was a thread called 'WTF are you wearing parties' and I, thinking I was pretty fucking funny, came up with this abomination. Unfortunately, the other thread had drifted quite far down the page by that point, no-one got it, and I looked like a dick. Mea Culpa.
And in answer to Theo, yes.
I didn't look at the original thread because the title's structure hurt my brain.
'pun' threads are SHITE.
I will purchase one of those giant inflatable hammers and let anyone who still wishes to punish me come around and hit me on the head with it (one blow per aggrieved reader of this thread).
deserves to never ever have sex.
What's the alternative?
A Spike Milligan style 'KNICKERS KNICKERS KNICKERS!!' doesn't seem all that sexy.
which is DEAD sexy.
like that man whose name I can't remember but who says 'knickers' in a funny way.
Even Nick Cave can't pull off using it...
"Now, the nightingale sings to you
And raises up the ante
I put one hand on your round ripe heart
And the other down your panties"
Never fails to make me cringe...
that is all.
Very fucking sexy.
This thread has no artistic merit, other than to remind everyone yet again that I operate on the comedy spectrum somewhere between Lenny Henry and a spinning bowtie.
FREE THIS THREAD
Ruined my day
i'm not even going to go to that party anymore