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seriously i've always wondered.
but the point still stands.
great fun, but annoying when called upon to run and or jump for any reason. mayb just the one breast would help, for research purposes, possibly grafted onto a thigh
that way the beer belly would look smaller and the boob bigger.
if you want to run, even just for the bus
only those little irritating flaps of man boobage still remain, making you feel less like a real man.
and you'll learn
do you pay VAT on bras? because they are hardly a luxry item are they?
but i was thinking of getting inflatable ones.
it's pretty fun running up and down stairs/jumping.
we should do some running up and down stairs/jumping somethime.
hey! i have a trampoline. that could be fun for jumping on.
i've wanted a trampoline for so so long!
i love it.
i should really use it more often.
TRAMPOLINE PARTY AT MY PLACE.
you're all invited <3
We could have a trampoline obstacle course, where you have to jump from trampoline to trampoline over pits filled with spikes and/or cotton candy.
The more the merrier, obvz.
it's a bit like having two lumps on your chest that stop you from seeing your tummy. boys stare at them a lot. occasionally you'll be kissing some boy (innocently) and you'll be finding they get more attention than you do. some boys talk to them.
you can't run for a bus without holding them. you can't find shitting bras that fit you for under £25. can't go to sleep without a bra on. you get bored of people commenting on them. you get bored of people talking to them.
i pretty much just get ignored. my breasts have all the fun.
your breasts move in your sleep?
and if i dont wear a bra in 5 years time they will be down by my ankles.
i can't imagine needing a bra to sleep!
i hardly need a bra but started wearing one when a few too many girls told me off for being able to see my nips :(
when i was younger i really wanted boobs. but then i got older and they just annoy me. those horrible superficial men who are mean seem to be attracted to them. fuckers.
but yeah, boobs are annoying when im trying to sleep on my front, i have to re-arrange them.
i do a great demonstration of this in rl.
i'll show you tonight!
they're well good... apart from when you're running.
and the older i get, the more rubbish it gets.
they just fucking HURT. To give you an example, I once screamed, probably at the top of my voice, at a woman on the tube who accidentally caught the corner of one (gently) at the wrong time once. She must've thought I was a bloody lunatic. But they were MEGA sensitive, and I'd recently started a new pill, and the pain made me want to cry.
The rest is all good though. Particuarly as boys always live in wonder of what it's like to actually have them and we DO. At least we got something in return for period pains.
has happened to me too. oww oww oww oww oww.
and we get periods.
boys get to pee standing up. they win.
- finding a bra that actually fits properly and works is a pain
- doing any running/exercise when wearing a normal bra = pain
- finding clothes that fit you everywhere = pain
so quite annoying in general but i would still hate it if i was flat-chested.
And I mean REAL breasticles....
men with moobs have all the fun
pieces of reece
sometimes they're fun in that way, but how many times can it be fun, really? fun wears off, and then you just feel like holding them whenever you go up or down stairs.
anyway, Dicko, like sophia said, it's very much a love/hate relationship.
like who would expect part of a body to feel that way? they're like maybe what clouds would feel like if they were actually palpable. but they cause us plenty of grief too, so they might not really be worth it. it's hard to say.
they make me look fat and i'm really not that fat (promise).
really really really embarrassing
what it like having dicks, Dicko?
it's like having big mounts of flesh on your chest that bounce if you move too muh and hurt at cretin times of the month.