Everything is so boring. I’m bored 99% of the time. It makes me feel ungrateful for being alive. But work is sooooo boring. TV is soooooo boring. So much music is boring. Films are formulatic and boring. Going to pubs and clubs are boring. Computer games are boring. Everything is bland and bland and bland. Even 90% of stupid holiday packages are boring. I bet you’re bored RIGHT NOW.

Seriously, when was the last time you were actually properly INTERESTED in anything for more than about 30 minutes?