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I'm going to Godalming'
Whats the best kock back you've received? Thats my personal favourite. From a long list.
but it reads better that way I think.
"sorry mate, i'm not gay"
yeah.. like that should make a difference. Pft.
Seriously, just give up now.
I can't, I'm busy.
What? All the time. Forever.
And probably a useless shag.
Listen, don't try and stop me....this is just something that I HAVE to do!!!'
The best I've had was 'I'd really like to date you, but, I think I'd just be really sad if it didn't work out so let's stay friends, yeah?'
FFS, just tell me you don't fancy me!!!!
in the near future sometime
does this make me a horrible person? It's only the truth
Although I dished that one out so it doesn't strictly qualify
It makes Surbiton seem like San Francisco!
is he still there?
just me then.
i've heard: "Oh Marshall, we're FRIENDS" 3 times in my life.
worst ever was probably "we'll see".
but I'm off my face on MDMA" The next day she text to say we shouldn't see each other anymore
I've never been so reliant on someone emotionally, but if we did go out I know I'd fuck it up because I'm self destructive and I don't know what I'd do then if you weren't there.'
You don't really know what to say to that do you?
This was followed by a 3am phonecall stating she'd 'Done something really bad and accidentally slept with some bloke from work.'
Doormat? Just go ahead and wipe your feet love, come in.
we always have something to complain about
Yes, true enough. So...?