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Having a wank would be interesting, imagine the possibilities. :)
see what I did there.
does it self-replicate?
that goes without saying
or an electro-magnet
all the things in the world and you choose bottle opener! Just keep one in your pocket!
or a sealable bag
and yeah a bottle opener because not only would you be hugely popular at a barbeque but think of the hanging possibilites...to be fair pretty limited but you could attach clothes hangers to it amongst other things.
The answer is a sword, obviously.
P.S. Alistair you must be really bored today starting threads about anything and everything. :)
i'm providing the service the clients are paying me to be here for
perpetually covered in skooshy cream so that i can comedy-slap people in the face with it
...but i should have said it re-loads itself.
And it should be a paper plate too, not a plastic one.
This hangover's not good for my brain
is up with my connection at the moment?
each pressing 'post reply'
I want a third. XD
The grabby things in the seaside machines where you have to try and grab a teddy
You'd merely end up clumsy
maybe you need better skills on them. Anyway, its a better answer than the comedy plate thing. That would just be irritating
nah, a comedy plate would be hilarious. I'd do it at really inappropriate times and nobody would find it entertaining but me. I'd live a life of perpetual chuckling
Not so funny
somewhat hostile.... i'm not actually going to have a paper plate with reloadable cream replacing my hand
my odd sense of humour often gets miscontrued..gah
then maybe i'd play more...
or at the very least a mind READING device