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i want to know what you all do!
but will hopefully soon be "Secondary school English teacher"
If someone could tell me what I'm supposed to be doing, that'd be great.
/Project Manager. I wish I could help you.
'Project' jobs: does anyone REALLY understand them??
it's every bit as thriling as it sounds
I hold YOU responsible for all typos in ALL listings I've ever read, now :)
I must be responsible for at least half of them :P
as a data entry clerk.kill me now
soon to be recruitment consultant.
That page doesn't exist!
"What's in YOUR waLOLet?" in those adverts?
I'd somehow forgotten about that. You bastards will never let me live it down.
this really isn’t in my job description, or remotely related to work, but the chief sub just asked me to find a nice photo of some bees to stick on the wall behind us. “Don’t spend too long on it – no more than fifteen minutes.” I do love this job sometimes.
swarm of beeeeeeeeeees
i heart disorganised offices!!!!!!!!
anyway here's some, there are probably some more:
new media assistant
I always find disorganised offices have the best functioning teams :)
ha! im better than you.
now grovel bitch!
I did Chemical and Process Engineering at University. It worked for me.
hope that clears things up
1) Staff Nurse (Bank)
2) Clinical Nurse Specialist
The second is much better but only part time, hence the first.
Honorary meaning unpaid. It's a university placement.
Senior Technical Accountant Reinsuarnce
junior vice president?
I don't develop graduates sadly :(
I tend to use 'administrator' instead though, or just say that i'm in the 'postgraduate admissions' team. I'm all up for subverting gender roles, but who really wants to be a secretary?
as glamourous as it sounds..
Gosh, i'm sort of excited, even though you've already explained that it's not actually me.
What does he do? Maybe we can exchange notes or something.
you're wanted on set. Jeff's fallen out of his tank again and is complaining that the seat on the miniature motorcycle is too high.
Nottingham City Council.
Wow they make it sound important and cool, it's not.
so fucking important aren't you !
hence the pile of tickets i'm surrounded by at the moment
Exciting Non ?
I'm 30. :(
failed because I have not managed to get people to pay heed to my premonitions about the imminant collapse of the economy and the consumer capitalist society that you all know (and seem to like/tolerate)
(I used to think that they were logical deductions, but they seem to be too much for most humans to even comprehend without objectioning on wierd subjective gounds, therefore I can only assume that they must fit into the catagory of premonitions as I cannot adequetly explain to people who have been brainwashed , to a greater or lesser degree, into unthinking)
My goodness I'm bored just typing it
I've been a Problem Management Analyst now I am an IT Analyst! Still an Analyst so it's all good!
however, the official one -at the moment- is Forensic Practitioner.
encore is a catering company so a HR is anyone who isn't in management.
I WORK HERE>>>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kelvingrove_Art_Gallery_and_Museum
okay, i dont have a job, i just didnt want to be left out