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i want to sqeeze their cheeks!
old people are cunts
was that what gg got banned for?
craigfoley i think it was
alot of old people are cantankerous gits.
in the supermarket, til the evening, DESPITE the fact they DON'T have jobs. Then mooch around in their slippers, causing trolley incidents left right and center.
Isn't that a peepshow reference?
and still not smell nice
some report on bus passes for oldies, and they forced them to sing 'ticket to ride' it was so cringeworthy
like when you see a baby and you just wanna bite it
was giving me really bad evils in Tescos at lunchtime. I have no idea why. It was a bit unnerving. He was stood at the same spot for about 3 minutes though, maybe he was like, part dead.
about how boring Liverpool were to watch. It was pretty unexpected to be honest
Liverpool are pretty dull to watch.
it was just a bit surreal to hear this little old biddy announce in a broad cockney accent how they were 'bleedin' shite' and how she'd seen better football at her local park.
i'll sit on my porch waving my walking stick about and shouting at people. my future self would kick you for saying this.
when fucking students come to my counter and expect me to do their dissertations for them..no amount of batting of eyelids or sexy breathing can help them.
But if an old lady hobbles over...states in her cute but quite louad voice that "I facking hate computers..im not using it..do us a favour lad....order this.."
I just swoon.
I jsut spent 45 mins ordering napoleaonic army lists for an old lady while theres a que of 15 fucking law students getting impatiant..and yes..i'm typing here and making them wait
get a free bus pass with gives them inter-city travel for free.
Scotland > England for public care.