I got given a sachet or some 'latte creations' type stuff at lunch by some promotional wenches, I think it makes your coffee look like it's got rabies. (Does anyone want it?)
Surely frothy is the last thing you'd want your coffee to be, particularly in the afternoon. How do you take your coffee?
(cue jokes along the lines of 'i like my coffee like my women- hot, dark and slightly bitter etc)