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Um, that's it.
if I was IN the fridge!
you can kill any intruder with an iron.
my clothes airer will block that
if anyone can tell me the popular comedy reference, I will give them a kiss (magnitude of kiss is winner's choosing).
where a cooker is thrown around. Is it that?
It was Bang Bang, in the sketch where they're doing a cookery show.
Where do you want your kiss?
looks like i'm winning the fight so far
would be more dangerous?
the water in the container. It's a good idea. Festering!
the brush has been festering IN said water.
Personally I put Toilet Duck in the bottom of my toilet brush holder.
is pretty lethal unto itself
ZING, or something.
I've been dodging lamps and vegetables
Throw it all in my face
I don't care
I don't know the song so I'm replying literally :D
err either a mallet or a saw. Lets be brutal.