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who would it be, i'm going to go for Bizzy, cos she likes noisey stuff + if a girl. haha.
and his mansized bore.
at least get it right.
I don't have a big bore.
cos you can! now available for a limited time only, on my profile. Special "crap football kit" edition!
I accidentally ripped your dress when I was playing dress-up.
phew, got off scot free
that guy is fit.
it would be like that documentary about people who got married on second life.
if two dissers got married they would have the ceremony on here. The priest would be called something like "Priest_1978" or something, and they'd have to reply to each other during their vows. after saying "I do" they would say "^that was to partner"
There would be a separate thread for the reception where guntrip would get e-drunk and e-make out with someone.
by making puns on the vows though
as some pervy drunken dad and i'll deliver the ridiculous best mans speach at the dinner and everyone will laugh at me.
youd be the usher
ill take that
and there would be a live thread about it
someone would be live blogging it on their iphone
life would be FULL of funtimes.
I think we should fire him.
munching grass, that kind of stuff. He's pretty slack.
she's cool, more like a sister, but what the hell!
anyway, I think she's engaged to bamos
but yeah, neighbours has so many strong factors that bring people close together
may be stronger than your Neighbours bond
I'd kick bamos to the curb for chris_is_cool anyday x
what are you implying?
anyway, i've been good recently.
and say Fihiki. She always wins these threads.
everyone vote for me!
you can do what you want!
I must ponder.
wed be the original odd couple!
i was going to say you and everything. you could've been my sugar daddy.
who like nu-folk and heavy drinking and is willing to settle for less
If we're going to get married it might as well be worthwhile.
how would you know who that is
It was fun!
and marry everyone.
he's just a Mickey Loosefit alter-ego
You might want to ask some a little less prone to fits of childish giggles though.
since i'm incredible sexy you mean ;)
the night shift is back!
Watch out, glasgow based dissers. The likelyhood of me marrying you is directly proportional to how likely it is i meet you.
the only person i feel comfortable about openly insulting thier music taste.
but despite popular belief, I'm not actually a paedophile <3
it would have to be whoever i could manage to pull. anyone want a green card?
You can sell that no?
I'm currently composing the world's best PM (tm)
not legally, but yeah, i'm sure it's done.
oh, i just figured easy come, easy go, you know?
I guess i'd marry them. A girl's gotta be secure these days, y know?
'cos he's not on here anymore anyways. And he's also taken already.
nail on the head, there.
The divorce settlement would be HYPE. I'd get half of The Lipster!!1! And the opportunity to throw water on him in court.
isnt legal in this country. Therefore I shotgun first.
in the uk and just not get married?
honestly, that woman will fuck anything
the lady gone pretty low.
anyone mad enough to have me!
except to answer every now and then with the answer "mr lover" so, my lover.
What you want is some boombastic romantic fantastic lover
Mr. Lover lover, Mr. Lover lover, girl, Mr. Lover lover
She call me Mr. Boombastic say me fantastic, touch me in me back
she say I'm Mr. Ro...mantic
She call me Mr. Boombastic say me fantastic, touch me in me back she say
I'm ro... Smooth just like silk
Soft and coddle hug me up like a quit
I'm a lyrical lover no take me for no filth
With my sexual physique Jah know me well built
Some cool guy near the top wants to marry me. Well in, me.
that no one here wants to marry me or not. :|
is that i'd leave a lady frustrated, so none are picking me. Either that or they think my profile picture is how i look whilst i walk around.
nad making fun of spike
who likes video games and takes the piss out of me enough for me to never have enough self confidence to cheat on him.
I'm not massively into computer games but I'd happily watch you play them whilst stripping you
of your self-confidence.
anyone on DiS then?
in your original post!!
you know you want to <3
i started a whole new game on mario amd i've got 13 stars already!
when should we get married?
it's either that or going to see white denim at the buffalo bar, although they are playing a few times this week...
so in short, yes, i should be. i will bring my link notebook!
it'll ruin it!
i used all my star points on the notepads!
domestic bliss would be a certainty
IRL > DiS
But, if it came to it DanielKelly.
I heart DiS recognition
so we could have a discowedding.
or fihiki cos i think i already proposed to her anyway.
or lemonbrickphil so we could drink fine whiskey allday and live in the mountains catching bears.
So any female DiSer selected at random.
Is think Pocket_Mouse is female, she seems nice contary to what some people think.
let's hope not
ps: how much do you earn? or what is your likely earning potential for the near future?
you save badgers don't you? that's certaintly nice.
Although I think it's just because you say what you think and have views that aren't always popular with others, which I like (Now I'm really embarrassed).
I don't earn a great deal now although I have a full-time job so definitely more than anyone who's at university (like many people my age are) and I'm quite intellegent and I believe I have the potential to earn much more, although I'll probably never be rich.
I'm not sure the serious answer was necessary, I could've just put a little smily face and a lol. :)
i turn my back for 1 minute.someone marry me :)
or telling me you're super-rich would've been nice.
Was that nice, do you want to marry me now. :)
Fuck you. Fuck you all to hell.
you're theethee! you're no husband.
he'll never become one.
I'd mary utm_usic, he makes me happy and things
Not one mention...
It's okay - I'm already married.
i wasn't voted for either. clearly everyone on DiS is mentally ill if they don't want me as a wife!
to marry you, klaire.
it will add something in the bedroom.
but Sophiacherryx. Because her face is nice.
Fuck off, I'm marrying her. You've already admitted you'd be a bad husband anyway :D
know anyone on here, i could choose a random username...
i'm too lush ffs.
whichever one likes minimalism and GYBE
*hangs head in shame*
i'm watching you...