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Honestly, what ARE you like?!:D
Start slowly crawling away.
You can make it a game. You win if they don't notice you making away without them noticing. Bonus points for making yourself a cup of tea and getting back again, again unnoticed.
Do you get up, huff and make it blatantly obvious you know they're shagging.
Do you wrap your head in your pillow, try to fall asleep and bring it up when you're insanely drunk 'cause great embarrassment to the sinners?
and carry on posting on the internets
is your girlfriend !
otherwise the awkwardness that you're feeling will only be spread between the three of you!
are in the room.
just crawl back to your position on the floor and close your eyes.
to the sound of two DiSsers shagging next to me.
Me: i'm just going to get a glass of water [subtext: i wanna go back to sleep, i'm giving you some time to get off each other]
<i go out>
<i come back in, she is on top of him wearing nothing but a t-shirt>
<i get back in bed and fall to sleep anyway>
I pretended like it never happened, but the two people involved made sure they told everyone as it's so OUTRAGEOUS. Pricks.
i'd fall asleep against the kitchen work top and been speaking in tongues that night
it was the fault of smilingcrazylady and a bottle of morrrison's own brand white cider on primrose hill
I fondly remember my friend making it all the way to Under The Bridge on Blood Sugar...
you pervy git! I may, probably, would have most likely refused if I was invited. The thought of sloppy seconds would be far too offputting. I was totally stoned at the time and quite repulsed/excited/confused...
I've been in two other similar situations and I once saw tits. Note: This was the same friend in the aforementioned story..Bastard..
i feel sorry for my friend who fell asleep in the chair facing them
what a shock she would have got when she woke!
No one told me.
sounds like an alien-probe nightmare if im honest
I've never watched it.