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How do I get out of going to my sister's wedding?
The wedding is going to be hell. My sister and I have nothing in common, she's marrying a bloke I can't stand, she's a complete control freak who orders everyone around and is even choosing the tartan of the kilt to wear.
In short, the whole fucking day is going to suck big baws.
I may have to break my leg to get out of it. Any other ideas?