Dear Everyone attempting to let a slightly minging double room in a decidedly average flat somewhere in Holloway / Willesden / Green Lanes / Turnpike Lane / Tooting / Bounds Green / Colindale / Stratford / Homerton / Hounslow / Clapton / Hackney Wick / Lordship Lane / Bruce Grove / Plaistow / Shadwell

1) No-one wants to pay £130 a week for your room

2) If someone does then they're probably a bit "Beshel" and might like rubbing their willy in your eyes when you're asleep or killing your cats or something

Also...if the room is considerably smaller than yours and you're trying to charge the same amount, that's a bit cunty isn't it? eh?

BAH. I stand by BAH.