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so long as it isn't me.
in ironic twist of fate'
Thats my headline
If you want to sleep with a hollywood actress, be a quirky slightly outsider-y singer-songwriter.
Give it time.
gets hit by a car
She now sleeps in the spare room due to a combination of abuse and sexual dissatisfaction. Sometimes she makes our dog lick her feet.
dont know what the fuck is going on in this thread
she needs a real man
In fact, make that a teenager. Who better to marry than someone completely dependant on their parents?
OK, Terminator, you can have her :p
that is funny