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The answer is jesus.
Much love and respect, big man.
I miss that guy from my school days. Good old Tont.
I didn't go to school with him
you're a dick.
jesus is fucking cool man. Jenny thought I was making fun of christianity but I actually think its totally rad.
it won't even be in an "ironic" way!
check it out.
No pun intended.
if chocolate is defined as "containing cacao"
You took it like a man.
Jesus was the fucking dawg. They should do those adverts for carling but instead of all those people in a tent it's just jesus and the apostles and the romans come and they're all like "right if jesus dies you all get to live" and jesus just totally steps up and is like "yeah man i'm jesus" then they all drink carling. It'd be fucking beautiful.
the English cricket team?
Or Clinton Morrison?
One of the two.
Imagine the controversy! Every man and his dog would be drinking Carling because of it. Or going to church. Either/or.
were those t-shirts EVER cool?
K IS FOR POTASSIUM
Was it interesting? I only saw the first half hour before being tempted away by roast dinner and Ice Age.
I find it all utterly fascinating.
Congratulations on your reliving
we ended up in the christian centre because they were giving away free biscuits and cups of tea. i ended up talking to this priest who used to be a football hooligan about lift to experience and the crusades. it was quite fun until they surrounded us and started talking about why we should let jesus christ into our lives, and it started to feel a bit creepy. we left but my friend stayed and came home with a couple of bibles.
That reminds me of the minister of the church of which I am a member. He went to prison for being in the UDA. He's a good man now.
If a piece of bread is the body of Christ, then a loaf is some sort of nuclear holocaust
"Wow, that guy must've been wasted 24 hours a day, huh?"
And lo, my day of DiS ends with a Family Guy quote. Time for bed sayeth the book of Graham, act 29.