My friend's kid is about the age where they're just getting the hang of walking about. On this occasion the nipper bumped into a table or something, and hit the deck.
At this point, my friend's other son - older, wiser - toddles up, sees his younger brother in tears, points at him and yells "Quit yo jibba jabba, fool! You ain't hurt!"
Thank you, and have a good night, all.