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I have no food.
and create a whole new tatse sensation!
it's the shizz
i can't be bothered going to buy any though
and salad cream.
or a kebab from the kebab house
i ordered a goodies special at this time once, it almost gave me a heart attack but was sooooo worth it!
woe is me.
Scooby Snack comprises:
Yum fucking yum!
strangely appealing though
oh yeah, you're all guys, nevermind.
as to why you need bacon, lorne and a burger, thats like 3 unhealthy meals all in one. still though there must be some logic there, hmmm.
is salt a necessary ingredient?
i think the salt quota would be made up from all the other badness.
why do i get so hungry in the middle of the night, it makes no sense
i've never wonned anything.
make some stupid comment about Glaswegian accents or something but I dunno, MAYBE IF I'D HAD SOME FUCKING FOOD (AND WEREN'T PREGNANT) I WOULD BE ABLE TO THINK PROPERLY.
First off: I'm not Glaswegian. I'm from the North. The far North infact. So far that if you made one more step you would be in the Pentland Firth wading your way to Orkney.
Secondly: Make some food! I would send you some money just now but I'm waiting for the paternity test results! You ain't gettin' no maintenance off we without a fight missus!!!
I'll be waiting to hear from you about those results then.
HAVE YOU SENT THEM???
THATS OBVIOUSLY WHY IM WAITING TO HEAR ABOUT THEM
I thought you said SEEN
You win this time.
I am a winner.
i made cheese on toast!
it was good.
I had some cereal at 10 or so cause I thought that would prevent this from happening (and I didn't plan on staying up this late) but no use.
with cheese grated on top!
and not that crazy about them anyway.
especially sausage beans... or if you add bacon
but cant wake everyone up... shall just have to wait til morning
will soon be being digested.
the tea's called "prince of wales tea", i have no idea why.
then it must be good.
i'm mainly drinking it for the caffeine and cause i'm getting over a cold
ooooh, i'm going to get some decent tea when my olds are out of town. now i'm *really* excited
worth of decent tea...?
of decent tea, only because i'm not sure we have room in the cupboard for $80 of decent tea.
but i'd have to get it shipped over here, and i'm really too impatient for that