oh really? REALLY? do you actually think i give a flying fuck? you absolute tool. if you don't buy the tickets, someone else will. god you're a wanker. i AM sorry that the day you came to buy the tickets that i was off ill, and due to various factors no one could fill in for me. but that does NOT mean that i can do you special favours, especially if you're being a massively RUDE CUNT NOW FUCK OFF AND DIE.
also, old men just hanging up? tedious and immature.
thanks, that has been my afternoon.