Christ...

anyway, its not my place to pour scorn on the fucking idiots who continue to watch this kind of bollocks (I'm looking at YOU residents of the United States of America), but I'm struggling with the posters for this film. I want to look at it, to see what ill advised lampooning is going on in said film, but I'm concerned that if I'm caught looking at the poster, anyone who isn't a fuckwit will see me looking and think 'That fucking twat CAN NOT WAIT to see that awful film'. But the poster points to SO MANY TERRIBLE ATTEMPTS AT JOKES that I'm drawn to it. I simply have to look.

So my basic arguement is can we all agree that Carmen Elektra's agents script vetting needs a little more work?