Imagine the scene, Cilla Black has just given you an intro resembling a dying swan and you have too much Brylcreem in your hair. Now you have 3 mystery suitors and only 3 questions to determine which one you want to spend a weekend in Cleethorpes with.
So basically if you were in this situation what would your 3 questions be?
Mine would be:
1. Which Football League ground do you say resembles your personality the most?
2. If I start with £10 and spend £2 on a saveloy, £3 on a copy of Razzle and £1 on a Feast then what would you say is your best feature?
3. My hobbies include Bear Baiting and Carl Leaburn. What is your favourite colour?