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I don't care how long it is, it's more fun than working. Go on.
I went to Thailand, met a girl at a beach party. Went back to hers, got it on, accidentally headbutted her... Ran away out of a combination of sheer embarassment and the fear of being a potential father. During the escape I fell into an unlit swimming pool where I got helped out by the guards who pointed to an unitelligible sign where I could only make out 9.00 which I presumed was the latest time you could swimming. They handcuffed me and threatened to take me to the local cells unless I paid a bribe of 500 Baht which happened to be the only amount of money I had in my soggy shorts. They let me go and it took me 2 hours of walking in the monsoon-rain before I could find my apartment.
Don't drink buckets kids.
That's fantastic. Was this a gap year?
I was on Phi Phi island.
Once upon a time I saw George Galloway out and about at Euston. Some wack in crowd shouted out "OI CUNT!" and George turned around. That was the best day of my life.
Once, he went to Nando's and ordered extra hot chicken, then when he'd started eating and the waitress came round to ask if everything was alright, he said "It's a bit spicy!". It's really funny.
tell us a real one. go on, gramps.
go on, gramps!
the nando's story is the best story i've ever heard.
i'm not even exaggerating.
i cried, and i was wearing blue eyeliner.
i'm not going again :(
how spicy should I dare go?
i love it so much
i lived in a shared flat and really REALLY fancied this guy who lived there. i went out with him and his friends one night and was very nervous so drank a lot. i ended up being sick all over myself right in front of them.
but that wasn't really the reason.
Did you get to express your feelings for him, or did 'the incident' eliminate any chance of that ever possibly occurring?
let's just say i chose not to. that incident can't have increased my chances at winning him over anyway.
I had to make a run for the bus, and I was wearing these jeans that slip down a little if I run because they're too big for me around the waist (as are all jeans that fit me lengthwise; i'm not just crap at buying jeans). And I ran for about a full block, so they ended up slipping completely down past my butt (I have a long coat, though, so it was OK, no one could see). Even though I was trying to hold them up through my coat as I ran.
Anyway, I get to the stop and catch the bus, but I can't pull my pants up with all those people around because they'll definitely see. So I rode the bus bare-assed, and sort of sliding my pants up a tiny bit at a time while I sat there, just to hopefully keep them from coming completely down when I stood up, and then going into the bathroom of the Starbucks by the stop where I got off to fix them completely. I would say it was really uncomfortable, but it was actually kind of nice. Who doesn't like being naked? It was bonus secret daytime nakedness! Plus, the lining of my coat is really silky soft; that also felt nice. Overall, probably the best bus ride I ever had. (I was pretty nervous though.)
why were you commando?
they took my underwear with them
when they slipped down, they took my underwear with them
oh god that's funny
Mr Jabe do you not have an anecdote worthy of telling?
while I try and remember one
I was drunk in some French town, and my freinds and I got yelled at by a naked French guy. Lolz ensued.
It was kinda funny.
is a fascinating subject to me.