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*why did I not see this thread earlier??!!
bit and your eyes glazed over!
Must try harder!
Who'd want me anyways?
*retracts 'I'm not emo' statement from earlier
Are you having an emo relapse Emmi?!
p.s XXX x 1,000,000,000
*turns down volume on 'The Funeral' - Band of Horses.
No - no relapse!! Really, I'm fine!! (also in denial, clearly)
What's going on here?
Well, what happened was this: Emmi_London_Girl and I had a night of intimate relations. It ended horribly when a piece of aircraft came crashing down through her roof, splicing my leg and ruining her bedsheets with shocking amounts of blood. We were never quite able to get over the trauma of it – even the doctor in A&E said he could see the love in our eyes… but…
Subsequently, Alex-in-Ciderland thought that Guntrip was a hottie. He tried to chat him up online, but Gunty wasn’t having any of it. He was heard to be muttering ‘not emo enough’ as he ran away.
Then Emmi_London_Girl decided to try to win back my affections by allowing Alex-in-Ciderland to publicly try to woo her. She wasn’t quite expecting it to go this far, she was just in it for the LOLs and for retribution. The bitch.
So, that’s where we’re all at now. Who knows what happens next? Stay tuned kids!
lost episode of Emmerdale Farm?!
this is just Our Life. Now be a man and own up to your irresponsible actions!
don't bring me into your sordid fantasies.
That's why they be sordid.
i've always had a thing for old women.
SAFETY WINK ;)
oh shit - I think my zimmerframe broke. Am no good to you now. :(
Mirri 'Dame Thora' London.
As long as I can have go-faster stripes on it. And some WD40 in the side pocket.
I heart you, Miranda!! :D
even if you did ruin my leg!
Yeh, sorry about that.
I will also return all the things that I took from your house the other night while you slept.
You looked SO peaceful
do you have any idea how hard it was to find those particular ribbons? I had to go to paris, ffs.
I want them back.
Dinner next week? ;)
How's tomorrow evening suit?!
Bring cheesecake pls.
I thought milton keynes was only invented so people could make jokes about it being the shittest place on earth.
to give people from Luton something to aspire to.
<insert safety wink here>
As I spent the first 10 years of my life in Glasgow. And I now live in MK. Shit.
Put him out of his misery, pleeeeeeaaaseeee!!
shit. too late.
I'm open to suggestions........
public vote, lines are open NOW!
How old are you people?
Which, I'm guessing, is a like a spring chick in comparison to you?
Will you get off that fucking stair lift already, Mirri - I've been stuck at the bottom for over an hour now!
When I said you could have a free ride, that's not quite what I meant!
It feels safe. Also, electronic vibrations ftw!
.....but, we don't live anywhere near Coventry so we win and you and Tom Clarke LOSE!
I suppose I've stumbled in on one of those hilarious zany injokes you hear so much about these days. As you were.
And then made yourself out to be a completely patronising, arrogant little tit.
Pretty impressive for an 18 year old.
Shut the door on your way out please.
you're so blunt. That's why I <3 you, y'know!
I'm always a bit perplexed when people stumble upon in-joke threads, but, bother to read them anyway, then allow themselves to take exception over the invariably totally irrelevant (to them, to us, to anyone!) content and finally post on the thread in order to express all of the aforementioned factors...............WTF?!
I don't live in Coventry. Thank christ.
We need an official nearertothirtythantwentysomethings area on the forum now!