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I need a to find a job.
Just distract me.
Not isketch though. I r rubbish.
*maybe I'm setting myself up a bit here....but go on......
yes. in one word.
Why you ask?
my pockets aren't big enough.
(This joke does not work)
(Neither does this one)
(like some kind of R2D2) and discretely move out of the building whilst no-ones looking?
and now ai may have to do this in order to avoid all eyes on me!
When you said papertray - I envisaged an A4 size desk tray thingy :D
'what ya gonna do?? SACK ME?'
(on the copier I can see at the moment it's 'Tray 2'!)
I can imagine seeing it open slowly, some eyes peek out and then close again.
If you were asked why you were in there you could just say you were clearing a paperjam.
is very funny. Mental image. I need to leave the room.
Or at the very least a laminator.
(Gah, offices are depressing.)
But a fake plant that I hide behind, which is good.
Bollocks to Offices.
.......deposit tuna beneath the floorboards and sew haddock into the curtain hems (this one is a little risky to be honest).
Seafood based office sabotage!
you have been wronged somewhere along the lines. This a personal experience?
Better watch my step....
for vengeance and I guess I'd just haddock enough.
X X X
nothing wrong with a little friendly competition.
*ps - you fail.