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take you on to Jeremy Kyle and announce that he is your biological father, would you go?
It means Billy Childish sexed yer ma.
I don't think Billy and the Kyle would get on.
'Then get a proper job and start SUPPORTING YOUR DAUGHTER!
She is just a tent on his scrawled name.
'You're stuckkkk, stuck in the pastt, wehhhhhhh'
i got shit else to do with my time, and i'd get on tv. and hang out with someone vaguely famous!
Though you may wish to replace 'Billy Childish' and 'Jeremy Kyle' with Gruff 'Rhyss' and 'Trisha'.
she wouldn't know who Gruff Rhys was properly and she'd be all like: "if I was a nationally famous comedian and host of Restoration then I would look after my biological daughter more," and then he'd just be like: "oi, I'm not Griff Rhys Jones, you bitch- TIME TO BRING THE PAIN," only then he'd get escorted out by the security guards.
I kind of lost my train of thought there.
My instinct would be: yes. Is it actually something that is happening to you? I'm confused.
because i would never be able to accept him as a father figure, he repulses me.
Emin however is great and i will happily fight her side.