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It's that time of the year; Channel five just now: Showgirls
It said on my tv that showgirls would be on when I changed the channel - it wasn't. Was I dissapointed? A little.
i've never seen showgirls
tonight is the night
thankyou joshua for saving my day from completely uselessness x
my 14 year old self can relate to this so much
you won't be let down. It's got, like, many of them.
i am fairly indifferent to tits.
It's actually a really good story about female empowerment: theres this girl yeah then I think she runs away from home or something but whatever cos she goes to las vegas then you see her tits and then she leaves las vegas.
its pretty officially the masterpiece of its genre
tha genre being "tittyfilms"
Russ Meyer OWNS that genre.
which russ meyers films featur exmembers of Saved By The Bell?
I've a sickening urge to watch one of these films, as I peruse HMV's World Cinema section for bargains. More fool me.
doesnt make the film genius
ITS ON SOON!
she has tits! three of them! instead of the standard two! tits!
CONSIDER THIS A DIVORCE
You can't argue with maths.
I'm not like a horrible tit-worshiping lad or anything, though I'm sure you all knew this already.
Besides, I saw Showgirls when I was about 13 and memorised all the tits in it. I have no need to watch it again.
YOU ABSOLUTE BREAST!!!!!!1111!111
(i never used to be this stupid, honest)
"Dude, she had the most amazing chebs!"
"Whatever, aleast I don't have fake chebs."
It doesn't really work.
I LONG TO BE PART OF SOMETHING
I need to fix my router - It may take some time.
I will try.
He's a Liverpool fan I believe
I'm wearing my "I love tits hat" and big foam hand. It's got beer in it and straws and stuff.
THATS BAD DRIVING!
She's a STRONG FEMALE (with tits, blatantly) SEE.
seen me first pair. Ive never seen this film, is it any cop?
ASS WE HAVE
I HAVE TITS!
yeah, i have
I've seen 2 so far (i missed the first 10 minutes)
you missed the show. 30 pairs of tits displayed at once. i only wish this was in HD
what a tard
WELL WHAT AM I DOING NOW THEN ?!
she is like, the best actress, ever.
they make it look like you could see her breasts at ANY MINUTE
She teased his dick, then gave it what for! This girl is strong as fuck!
This film is basically the 90s with tits.
what have we learned people:
1: You've got to take risks to succeed
2: She don't take no shit
3: She can't dance. YET!
i want to rewind bits, but then i'll lose out on the simulcast element
It doesn't get much better!
then i make you swallow
THATS LIFE, BABY
twin peaks lol
Eva Mendez? This film is...
a modern classic?
i feel 14 all over again.
do you see clunge in real strip clubs?
I don't think you see clunge in most strip clubs
Clunge is unimportant in the cinemascape of this film. As we're aware, tits play a much more significant role.
was naked, on her knees
plays a semi-regular character in Stargate Atlantis.
mostly cos he looks like this now:
Typical 90s ass.
if it was all up in your face. christ there's muff and everything now! It's so LEWD. Lol at that lapdance guy!
Flapping about like a dying dolphin! This is insane!
She gets it on like a dolphin with epilepsy
... it could be the greatest cinematic moment of all time!
spoiling it for me!!
considering the inside of his pants are probably now covered in splewge.
cos like, she fucks him again later in the pool and does those moves again but on his nob. You see her tits both times.
You fuckin' him without actually fuckin' him, AND THAT AIN'T RIGHT!
we've all been there, yeah??!?!?
shes the nerdy girl
I really wish I was of an age where saved by the bell would'ave been significant to me, then these tits would basically be meta-tits.
ive never seen so many tits. oh lord...
Actually i think she was the one who went out with Zack in SBTB.
She went out with AC Slater!
STRONG FEMALE CHARACTER
I can't believe I'm not watching this.
the nob jockey...
is a fascinating snapshot of the inner-workings of the male mind.
Note: I am a guerl and I am not even watching Showgirls.
though i'm sure it was pretty obvious this thread was an exercise in (you guessed it) irony.
she dont get her nipples erect for NO MAN
"I'm erect - why aren't you?" = Line of the film so far.
But they pretend they dont want tits'n'ass... YOU STILL SHOW 'EM TITS'N'ASS!!!
oh shit. shes on...NO!
And coreographed her a dance, by the looks of things!
prefers ass over tits, tits over ass, legs over toes etc.
This is excellent.
oh god he just fingered her menstrual hole
But i think that was just a teenage thing, definitely ass all the way now
All that concerns me is that a woman is a STRONG FEMALE CHARACTER
And I thought this film couldn't get any better....
"You can fuck me when you love me!"
mens' reaction to any mention of menstruation heeeelahriose.
WILL SHE BE BACK???
for a joeblob.
He's a cheater!
theyre not going out!
He's like the las vegas version of an indie boy: He made her a mix tape, composed a little dance and she STILL won't fuck him.
I bet that other tart has never bought anything from VER-SASE!!!!
Strong, confident woman.
Sometimes it hard to be a woman.
... she's certainly a fast learner.
Strong as fuck!
Only because she's a small town girl with a heart of gold and a will of steel. The world is cruel to these people, undeservedly. Luckily she has the determination to achieve her goals. This is the moral of Showgirls.
Tits AND monkeys!!!!
This is absolutely incredible!
HELL NO! IM TOO STRONG FOR THAT!
I almost turned over but some more tetas appeared. Thank you Showgirls.
Haven't we all?
Oh the little pleasures that bamos et al shall never know...
"I used to love Doggy Chow too!!!"
Surely the definition of being "alike" is being similiar but not identical?
God I love this film.
SHE'S RUBBING HER NIPPLES!!!
"You see, darlin' - you are a whore!"
awesome...What are kids doing in this film?! No wonder those two are always fighting...Tsk!
i don't think it excludes being identical. and if it does, you could conceivably say it's an idiom. look at that, showgirls has provoked a slightly intellectual discussion.
(Nomi is not pleased about this)
WITHOUT A GOLDEN PARACHUTE!!
what a metaphor!
took her to the cleaners
She slipped on diamonds!
I love showgirls
is the lesson
"She looks better than a 10" dick and you know it!"
These similies are divine!
thats hardly sensicle
... not having anyone cum on you!
Now, if anyone said that to me, I know I'd be enticed back...
i feel like i've bonded with you so much in this thread
We're like Vietnam Vets. Brothers in arms, and what not.
Whatever happens, we'll always have Showgirls!
fyi i havent masturbating during this film/thread
It's far too poignant to wank to.
"I liked your eyes..."
Oh God, is this the dolphin sex scene? This. Is. Amazing.
why have i never had sex that looks remotely like this?
That's not sexy, that's a cry for help!
Remember - a bunny is for life, not just for Easter!
in the tittyfilms genre. FACT.
Dammit, Nomi, they need you!
...forgotten the name of the song..
First the dolphin sex scene, now the T-shirt jokes.
Postmodernism and tits - the ultimate combination!
i turned away and she's on the floor!
... but claimed she slipped.
She's power-mad I tells ya!!!
She.... she's a monster!
The wigs confused me.
... but still, this isn't Nomi's way!
You reap what you sow.
what will happen? i must know!
She's far better at dancing than Paula Abdul could ever be.
Mind you, I bet Paula Abdul would never throw someone down the stairs to get what she wants.
What happened to you, Nomi???
can we corgive her?
should her friend be looking at her so mean?
OMG ITS THE SAME SPEECH AS FOR CRISTAL!!!
OMG OMG OMG ITS CYCLICAL
She'll have to pay her dues first, though. She can't just crawl her way back - she has to earn it!
and looks like a monastic John Frusciante
This is now officially the greatest thread ever
I knew her well
i cant believe i havent already thought that.
she doesnt need a lady macbeth tho, cos THIS IS FEMALE EMPOWERMENT
"Is this a dagger I see before me?"
This pisses all over Baz Luhrmann!
why would you gang rape a girl that wanted to fuck you anyway??
surely only one of them is actually in her?????
THATS A LOT OF BLOOD!
God, how did this happen.....
The power of plotline, that is.
I'm pretty sure she would have said yes if he'd just asked.
thats "tares", not "teers"
SHE WAS A CRACKWHORE!!!!!
SHE'S STRONG AS FUCK, DAMMIT!
Nomi, i'm disappointed
Bargain! Also, today I have learnt that "hooking" can be used to describe the trade of a prostitute.
... with tits!
She really is strong as fuck!
got knifed, I mean COME ON. This film has had EVERYTHING from an overflow of tits (which I am now indifferent to), fantastic quotes, lesbianism (still doing something for me). Plus Frusciante is in it.
But who cares, when she's wearing a stetson!
Symbolising that although she's been through a lot, she's still the same strong and determined woman as she was when she arrived.
but slighty dissapointed by the ending.
She left Las Vegas threatening a guy in a car with a knife while her tits hung out of the craziest shirt ever - what more could you want?!
She proved that, despite all she's been through, she's still the same strong, independent woman she was when we first met her.
Strong. As. Fuck.
If i was reading this tomorrow I'd thank my lucky stars that i was.
Monkeys, cyclical storylines, gangrape, dolphins, daggers, post-modernism, revenge, Macbeth, clunches and, above all, tits.
It cannot possibly get much better than that.
and i think i may have became even more indifferent to breasts.
and spent my evening on Facebook :/
Looking at the TV guide, the line-up on tomorrow's Question Time seems pretty appropriate.
Tit-based satire will never die!
best thread of '08
just read this thread
god was it good
I didn't even watch the film but this was entertaining. :D