in the middle of my road.
I've never seen bagers before, ever. They're very cute and small and I think a lot friendlier than they should be. They also seem to like walking very slowly in the middle of busy roads and look tarmac-coloured. Cars don't seem to like stopping for them much either. And I got strange looks when I attempted to kinda herd them away, so I stopped.
I'm going to see dead badgers when I wake up, aren't I? And I thought badgers were supposed to live near fields. Not the middle of suburbs.
So basically, badgers are very nice, and very stupid and soon to be very dead and now I feel depressed.