FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT

SO I AM FUCKED OFF.
IF ONE MORE FUCKING PERSON ASKS ME IF I AM PREGNANT I WILL ACTUALLY VIRTUALLY KILL THEM.

no 1) some idiot stockbroker tells me to sit down on the tube. i'm like 'no i'm fine' then some woman gets up and offers me her seat. the stockbroker mutters, 'well you're pregnant aren't you'

NO I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M JUST BLOATED AND I HAVE MASSIVE TITS SINCE I'M ALL OF 5'3"

no 2) i'm in a shop and talking to some woman's kids. 'oh when are you due?'

I'VE NEVER BEEN PREGNANT AND RIGHT NOW I HOPE I NEVER GET PREGNANT.

no 3) six people in my last job asked me if i was pregnant apparently because i wear massive t-shirts.

I WEAR MASSIVE T-SHIRTS BECAUSE PEOPLE KEEP ASKING ME IF I AM PREGNANT.

no 4) my friend from uni just asks me if i'm pregnant.

REOCCURING THEME: NO.

BUT APPARENTLY I'M FAT.

AND NOW I'M SUPER DEPRESSED BECAUSE I HATE FEELING BAD ABOUT MYSELF BECAUSE OTHER PEOPLE THINK I'M FAT (AND PEOPLE GENERALLY THINK ITS A BAD THING TO BE YOU KNOW SO FAT YOU LOOK PREGNANT)

I FUCKING HAVE TO RANT OR I WILL DO SOMETHING ......

ARGH!

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