Your are viewing a read-only archive of the old DiS boards. Please hit the Community button above to engage with the DiS !
I can. But not surnames.
and one person i think goes by a first name that isn't her real first.
I had a hankering that wasn't the name on her birth certificate.
for managing to have sex with yourself, a lot of people confuse that with wanking, but it's a lot different
Oh god now I have to ignore twentynine forever due to my 'copying the users online log and pasting it in threads' policy.
There's no one there.
enjoy your sloppy seconds everyone.
I have a Christine/Christina confusion. Possibly Christopher.
Though thinking about it makes my head hurt.
but not becuase i'm a man slut, just because I have a shit memory
Actually, maybe a bit of both
they come up on autofill on facebook now when i search for peoples' names :(
if theyre your friend
but that was a long time ago in a galaxy far far away
Which, among the myriad depressing aspects of a prosciutto glove wank to Total Recall, ranks about the middle
and no I don't care
Surnames: most of them.
first and surnames. and age. and occupation. and location. high five for not being a slut. or something. i'm not a stalker though. or something.
and i can give exact dates of every single time i have had sex. with a small amount of research. i might do that research now actually, i don't have a lot on.
1 out of 10 in all categories for all of them. i hate sex. one of them had a nice bum though.
My slut might be less slutty than your slut in my opinion, but moreso in real life?
I'm over thinking this, aren't I?
I tried to do this the other day and failed miserably.
One person I do remember is that keyboard player from The Thrills but I don't remember his name.
you get mild kudos.
if it's either of the other two, you go down a million points.
they're all pretty yucky actually apart from the singer. who i met once!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
but compared to the two standing at either end, he's like the most divine creature on Earth.
The singer is okay too.
just in case this happens to me.
ALL OF THEM
THERE ARE SO MANY
And I've just remembered his name is Kevin.
It was years ago, don't judge me!
if i was forced at gunpoint to have sex with one member of the thrills, he would be bottom of my list. i mean really. i've seen unattractive people before but this takes the piss. i just googled 'unnattractive' and although a picture of him didn't come up, this did:
which i think you'll agree bears a striking resemblance.
I keep their names on a list next to my list of "People I need to beat at stuff"
i think its pretty terrible if you cant even remember names.
Anyone who says "no" with pride like it's an achievement is a complete dick.
As you may have guessed my answer is yes although I shouldn't really dignify this thread with a serious answer.
on an internet message board?
Sorry I couldn't be bothered with a serious answer but you're right you can't, ok my post wihtout the pride bit still stands.
It's just a frivolous thread. And one that you:
- clicked on
- read at least enough to interpret pride from two letter posts
- posted in
- provided an answer to
Music Board > Social Board
Whatever happened to a proper debate, there are far too many threads like this.
Needs more bus stops
Even better than that guy from Toploader...what's his name...brusma.
pretty standard there then...
i'm a horrible person.
Apart from a couple of surnames.
I remember where one of those people lives and the other one left me with scars to my back which are a more poignant reminder to that horrible, sexy night than any name could ever be.
a "one night stand" at uni last year, I like to imagine he was a Joe.
I can also provide bank details and the names of their first pets.