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I'll never forget that one hot summer I spent in Plano, Texas.
or jess something. i forget which came first. the former was a fucking mental, the latter dumped me for a bald 35 year old.
at The Avenue in Lincoln, that time.
One: my wandering hands
Two: spilling a bottle of Metz on your feet
Three: running off directly after kissing you, high-fiving all of my friends then falling up the stairs onto the stage in my rush to dance to the A-Team theme tune.
Sadpunk was a late developer.
I'd completely forgotten until I got introduced to him a a friends new boyfriend and then slowly clicked...going emo to skater apparently changes your appearance a fair bit.
amy lloyd, behind a bowling alley...coz im classy like that
It was shit.
Go on.. google that
it was shite
has a nicer ring to it!
at the time I was quite intoxicated and thought he was from Hungaria. Turns out it was Ontario.
Someone else who doesn't know!
and never will! It was at a house party and she basically tongueraped me. Not that I complained.
So much for romance!
But she was a minor member of the Nepalese royal family. Which was cool.
And living in a semi-detached house in Harrow.
When that crown prince went mental and massacred his parents and most of his immediate relatives, she told me that, "cousin Dippy was always a bit odd."
craig a.k.a little fatty
i broke it off after 3 days, and he couldn't bear to speak to me for about 4 months...
i'm a heartbreaker.
but if i spell her surname different, i can pretend it's:
but then I checked, and there are only 6 results for her name on Google. So I'm not telling you.
P.S. http://tinyurl.com/2gwh7d = rofl.
it comes out right at the top.
and here were about 12 results, the top one being his profile at a modelling agency (H)
basically makes me a massive mack daddy.
i'm not lying.
I can't remember his surname
and there are a million others.
(not the zoe williams who used to post here, oldskool DiS PM fans)
she was (and most likely still is) my best mate's twin sister and was going out with my mate ed at the time. both of them were in attendance and apparently ed, quite rightly, took a swing at me.