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I'm clearly way and by far the best at freekick fusion.
I clearly prove you wrong.
I MEAN NOOB!
Damn you Gillette!
Level 8 is the beast, everyone knows that!
is probably better than yours. sorry.
i'm not talking about how it looks here, i'm talking about thickness+softness. If I lived in south africa during apartheid and took "the pencil test", i'd probably be deemed a black guy. It's THAT THICK.
no-ones hair is as thick or soft as mine. thats why i cant grow it realy long because it ends up looking like an afro. with straight hair.
it is biologically thicker than all other hair
so i guess i'm best at this too
I definitely beat all of you. Especially for softness. I have never met anyone over the age of 12 with softer hair than I have.
I am the best at mixing white russians.
(I'm also quite good at making muffins!)
you probably did mean that one.
and at doing a stationary moonwalk.
How does this work? Doesn't it just make you look like a drunken mime?
BUT THERE AINT NO TREADMILL TO BE SEEN
John Frusciante is a regular DiS user and he's *probably* better than you at that.
his balance isn't good enough.
shame he's in a dogshit band
at not knowing what i'm the best at.
What am I best at? I just don't know.
thats probably worse.
I'm a reverse case in point.
Wayne's World out of context and so no1 notices/understands and still feeling smug with myself for doing it?
i win at this game!
and to think ive never even watched waynes world.
with 24 hour party people.
just doing what i do best....
just a quote from the opening scene when he mentions icarus.
i just felt i had to come up with something good after that "yep", because although someone probably does say "yep" sometime during the film, it wasn't an actual quote, so it was useless, and as steve coogan/tony wilson would say, nothing useless can ever be truly beautiful.
give me 20 quid, 10 Marlboro Lights, a fish finger sandwich with double cooked chips, a copy of The Times (or even the Guardian), my DS Lite and watch 6 hours fly by like woah!
oh the joys of my childhood
oh the joys..!
We're decadent on the coast.
Making most cocktails.
game of table tennis. I am masterful.
I'm probably the best at flicking the ball over my head while running past an opponent in football. Y'know, where you catch the ball between the inside of your feet. Yeah.
you said MOST and not ALL there, or we might end up having a fight
There might still be a fight in this....
and sometimes improvised ones, but that is too vague for this kind of claim
In other news: ewww, gross.
now i'm part is happy for still being the best white russian mixer on dis, and part sad for you because you're missing out.
i completed it again btw
i'm a beast
a fine talent, imo.
i make good cakes.
exceedingly good cakes...
I volunteer to be the judge.
BRING IT ON!
I am officially the best at Freekick Fusion.
I just completed it twice in a row and I finally broke the 11k barrier with a score of 11026.
Unfortunately its true
the white russian is mine k
I think you'll find it really is.
do you make them then, i'll need some kind of proof that you know what the hell you're talking about here
but how much of each, in what order etc. you can't really win here, i'm just testing you.
they blend better that way.
you shouldn't really have to MIX it much.
a proper white russian, not the homemade kind but the real ones made with cream etc, are supposed to be layered.
meanwhile, for the homemade variety you might end up stirring once or twice if you use a straw, or the ice might mix it as you move the glass, but it should really just mix itself. otherwise, you're just not doing it right.
that's pride messing with you."
or my straw being stabbed into your left eyeball.
along with cake.
You can keep football though.
FACT. However, desserts and cakey things are my best, I make amaZING brownies and a tarte aux fraises. You?
Do I get a prize? You get a wooden spoon for coming runner up.
I have all aspects of cooking covered. You may make horrid cakes, therefore leaving you with inferior cooking skills.
not too sure about starter, but main would involve an asparagus, mint and lemon risotto followed by homemade lemon icecream with dark chocolate sauce nomm. You?
That's no answer!
Emigrating is probably your best option to avoid the shame of knowing you are inferior in both cooking and white russian making terms.
and I'm too busy with essays and cake to put that much effort in right now. And I don't want to live by the coast. Aren't you going to miss your flight?!
I'll tell them i'm in rotherham. crazy.
what are you doing this weekend? All my friends are lame :(
no money=lame. c'mon maundy thursday!
OMG though! 9968 posts!!!
inevitable post about a certain pop-punk band and standing around waiting to see them, so let's just drop it, yeah?
inevitable post about a certain image editting software and how i will make sure that you are waiting in that certain place forever, so let's just drop it, yeah?
piss poor joke which ruins a potentially rich seam of comedy.
needless response to a Royter-Hatfood post.
and Data Protection
We shall duel tonight! On beer and Pringles!
I might regret claiming this one, but I still think I'm probably the best.
I.e. the sports of kings
-Running at a moderate to steady pace for 7 miles
-Swimming at a Grade 6 level (did YOU have a badge to prove it on your trunks? I think not)
-Geographic awareness of South East Manchester
-Doing shit all for months on end
Structural equation modelling
Talking to animals
video games in general
my Heracross would shit over anything you have
though Mario Kart 64 is my specialty
Seeing as I've like, never lost ever.
What pokemon/levels do you have?
i should work for IKEA, i am a beast at this
the full threads.
oh and typing very slowly with one finger
and soul calibur. probably pro evo now crablin doesnt post.