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How do they judge this?
but I used it last night.
So that you contract HIV, watch it turns to AIDS and you're dead before you get to johnny number 10.
Or something more feasible...
for the rest of your life? most people don't "do it" more than 5 times in a day, right? or at least by condom-time 6 you'd just say fuckit and go without.
i'm thinking about this too much, aren't i.
That's a fonz size serving of condoms
i'll have a servicing when i get home from work, after which i expect to be left alone to smoke a pipe and watch german porn.
i was just going by things i've heard about sex lives...
i think the planets were perfectly aligned and enabled me to perform repeatedly for many hours. penile stamina aside, i'm far too lazy to shag that much. not to mention the fact that i'm a dog with ski goggles on and i've much more important things to do.
i like that phrase. i'm gonna try to drop it into conversation more often
that when you go to buy condoms you get them for free. like a get out of jail free card! :)
they then factor the numbers down for the rest of the human race