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(apologies to J Barton, Tyneside)
No hubris for me
Bugger, some chancer has already used it!
or 'Sapdunk: The Wilderness Years'
It's sort of my mantra
I would be stealing the title of Nigel Havers' autobiography
would have your guts for garters!
something to say about that
John E. O'Hare?
would probably be enough.
before you know it you'll wake up wearing a gimp costume and handcuffed to a bed in a sleazy motel with a very sore head and an even sorer behind.
"One hundred pounds of free gift vouchers within" (cellophane wrapped edition)
Then buy an island.
I'm hoping to have been a sexually promiscuous pool champion by then.
Would be mine. dan_thw, if he ever goes solo, can give his that name as well.
Otherwise, I stick with "I may not have led an interesting life, but at least I can fucking write."
would be the sequel
If any of you knew my surname this would make a lot more sense.
or, as suggested by sadpunk:
'The Book I would've written were I not still queuing for the ataris!'