I just answered the phone, and it was someone calling for my stepmom and she was like "[Stepmom]?" and so I was like "No," and she started talking to me in like a baby voice, like I was some toddler who had answered the phone. WTF?
So how's *your* Saturday night going? (I actually should be visiting family, but they bailed on me, which is just as well because I'm sick today.)