"I was pissing by the door, when I heard two shats. You are holding in your hand a smoking goon; you are clearly the guilty potty."
"Do you have the long-distance dick?"
"And who is peeing for the ponsoir?"
"It is a dick night"
"Half pissed sox"
"Will you please stop bonging the bill"
"I have good nose"
"I will go out the back pissage"
"I thonk it would be woose if we all left tin"
"Too loot, the bummer is already on the wee"
"I have the two British earmen in the prosen at the poluce station, I will return them to you as soon as pissable"
"Do not weary, Ronnie"
"I have come to collect my bersicle, (Ren? asks "What bersicle?") "The bersicle that produces the electrocity for the roodio when you piddle in your wifes' mothers' bedroom"
"They will take this spinner (spanner) and unscrew their nuts."