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Really its just a bit of fun.
with a drizzle of balsamic vinegar
I like SPaced 'sometimes' iowe 210-4t9
(when I started typing that, autofill suggested 'I love cocks!')
so I'm thinking she's just being nice :(
Women love that
I'm not fussy
ones that resemble Dierdre Barlow's neck sometimes make you want to hurl rather than suck.
Saggy unnecessary skin
Skin there can sag?!!!111!?
through a pince-nez, with my nose turned upwards, and after every sentence take a sip of port from an oversized glass and go 'harumph.'
(I do not advise doing this with creakyknees' posts; will lead to liver failure within days)
I read them as if you were a man coming one step closer to the edge, like you're about to break.
a breakdancing Bono*
I CAN'T BE BOTHERED ANYMORE
I'm usually too busy sucking vinegar off a fork ;)
Read it as a chat up line!
I really think people who haven't met me think I'm an angry loser, so its time to be Joe Reasonable