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This never happens in real life, does it?
Continually made suggestive comments about my Mum, so I think it does.
What doesn't happen?
*note - I know what milf stands for.
Actually being "milf"
at my cousins 21st, from all his uni friends, i'd complain more but its true.
(Although i would not pimp my relatives out on here anyway)
My wife's 30 and she's had two kids and she is proper tasty imho. Would she count as a milf?
technically she qualifies as a MILF. So yes.
If the fuckee is old enough to be a mother to the fucker.
Yeah, that's what I meant
She's not a milf cos she's not old enough to be MY Mum. She's exactly 5 months older than me. She is tasty though :)
If people made suggestive comments about my mother I'd have them burned alive.
Doesn't bother me, she's a free woman! Best I can do without going home and raiding the PC:
like, erm, have you told her...youre an emo?
*recinds removal from list*
*posts this on livejournal*
*plays death cab*
how long have your family been living an oil painting?
printer out and rephotographed as lost original, hence effect.
But err, since my father Dorian had that portrait done.
i would hug you but the distance is quite simply much too far for me to row
How very considerate of you.
We were at my friend's house and my other friend spots this guys neice.
He goes, "Is she your sister's?", having met his sister early.
"You know what that means? [Silence...] Your sister's a milf!"
End of story.
18? You're first.
I like where this is going! Giggidy, giggidy, gig-gi-dy!
She was hot. Probably should have stuck with that girl as it's kind of reassuring to think she'll probably still look hot in 25 years time...
Friends at school had some hot moms. That having been said, this was private school, so they were mostly trophy wives.