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So... New Zealand won the toss and are going to bowl...
DOES ANYONE BUT ME CARE???
I meant to say 'and England are going to bowl'
Will Steve Harmison get it in the right area? Or will his first ball kill the square leg umpire?
I'm hoping all this stuff about Strauss thinking his form's back isn't a pile of crap. Which it probably will be...
Ah well, we'll see.
... let's force you to play in an unfamilar position!
Genius! I think they should also make him open the bowling. That'd take the NZ openers by suprise.
How does one play cricket?
You need at least 21 friends.
Or 3+ people and a beach :)
Playing cricket is easy peasy. Just remember not to have more than two fielders backwards of square on the leg side or its a no-ball.
I think we'll probably draw this series!
example of crickets brilliance.
the papers have already written off NZ
I could do this all night couldn't I? Perhaps I shouldn't though...
more does Owais Shah possibly have to do before the selectors recognise his existence?
on current form
Owais Shah > Strauss
My Nan (deceased) > Harmison
what with all the excitement of champions league. Looks like I'm going to be fueled by TMS talking about Harmison doing shit.
"but is 3 years dip in form long enough to justify dropping him"
"Course it is, my nan could do better tied to a lamppost in 1957 with only a knitting needle to invent a time machine to get to the test"
I'm going back to posting about sunn o))) - I don't think we're going to get a wicket this side of bedtime.
wrong shot played by batsman - all hail harmison.
he could start posing for sunglass adverts or something.
And leave the fast bowling to people who are capable of hitting more than 80mph. Grrrr. Sell him for glue...
but I have to go to bed.
SiBo ftw, with his funny hair and quietly ace performances.
Now I REALLY am going to bed.