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Are all cunts. No ifs. No buts. No exceptions.
actually do these vehicles come with indicators?
are the ones that live in inner london.
don't need them either. You don't need a 4x4 to go up hills.
Saying all this, I really like Land Rovers. Best car ever.
..we have proper tarmacked roads in the countryside now.
and he has TWO identical new range rovers - No shit - BOTH GOLD and ORANGE, and where it should say Range Rover it's customised and says 'Khan' instead.
I wish I was that classy.
Hear me out:
One of the most commonly aired arguments by the pro-Chelsea Tractor brigade is that they drive a 4x4 in order to 'keep their family safe in the event of a crash', presumably whilst greatly elevating the chance of killing someone else's family in the process.
As this attitude becomes more prevalent and sales of 4x4s escalate we enter something of an arms race in which other people feel the need to buy a Toyota Land Cruiser/BMW X5/Land Rover Discovery et al in order to guard against the risk of being crushed to death by 2 tonnes of off road technology.
It's basically a contemporary version of the Cold War doctrine of Mutually Assured Destruction.
Bournemouth/Poole is such a yuppy town and we have LOADS of twats, the only thing more amusing than seeing a yummy mummy attempting to park one is when you see somebody in a 40,000 vehicle with massive road clearance, traction control and more stability control than 99.9999% of people will ever need swerve in order to avoid driving through a puddle!
I'm going to ride a nuclear warhead to work from now on.
K&C you could drive for long enough without running into traffic to build up a speed where a crash could potentially injure you :D
buy a tank to take little amelia to school...
put bull bars on the front, just if you hit any five year olds, I mean if any dangerous drivers collide with your vehicle, you can explode their heads without suffering damage to the bodywork.
or are they illegal now?
no not really.
A good chunk of these vulgar vehicles are owned by those loathsome "new money" types you were crying about.
You're either with us, or against us.
you can pick up an old Land Rover Discovery for a few grand, nobody is bothered about what year the vehicle was registered.
I have no problem whatsoever with those people who opt to spend a similar sum on BMW 535i Estate rather than an X5 etc etc
its called a "touring" darrrling.
the new X6 is the most pointless car ever. its huge, yet has little to no leg room. I DONT UNDERSTAND!
(yes, i used to work for BMW)
REALLY want a 4x4. A big bastard one, like a Toyota or something. My old housemate had one, and driving along when you are twice the height of the roof of the car next to you is brilliant.
I guess what I'm really saying is balls to the lot of you
you killed my planet! :( sadface :(
I'm from a small village with a primary school down my road, which always gets clogged up with the ridiculous number of 4x4s and people carriers. THESE PEOPLE DO NOT ALL HAVE FARMS THEREFORE THEIR VEHICLES ARE REDUNDANT!
is for a fad....a trend.....a habit, to catch on amongst teenageers to want to vandalise these vehicles particularly.....then see how their insurance would soar
Vandalism encouragement. People that own a certain sort of car deserve to be targeted in a hate campaign.
To make sure that we don't miss anyone to start with, maybe we could base it on creed, or religious beliefs?
They don't 'get respect'. They just make people think that you have a very small cock.
^ that's pretty cool..