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Basically, a gypsy fortune telling machine has cursed me. How do I lift a gypsy's curse?
never with your back
have you looked in the mirror today? Is there any chance you're now Tom Hanks? I hope so, hilarious japes will ensue.
that it was like a worse version of big. Then I nearly killed a small child who was riding her bike. I'm cursed I tell you!
great minds. And play the big piano!
with massive hair.
cannot carry the personal clout of a proper gypsy's curse? Try pissing on some garlic or something.
and buy some lucky heather?
How un-PC, Marx. I'm appalled.
You were a disgrace on saturday. A DISGRACE.
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It was an abomination of a pitch. Only Homesick managed to tame it. That boy got skillz.
me and jake were brilliant as well. They don't call me the fat john spencer for nothing.
utter, utter bastard
I tipped it over
that tom "mr prolific" alien also hit a four goal winning streak for us.
i need to wake up before coming on here
I just took all the glory.
I'm the indie Carl Leaburn, except even worse in the air.
I would have scored one of my only headers if it wasn't for some cunt.
for 22 years now, why worry?
This is the only logical response.
Preferably something about being hot with the ladies.
why would anyone want to buy a bit of shrubbery in bacofoil?
also told me to beware divorce :(
it just said 'divorce'
which means you marry Julie and take half her money.
Out and out racism.