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cause i know you want to and i see you have a big red SINGLE heart on facebook
i guess that's why you've still never sent me those 'writings' huh huh?
I'm looking forward to this.
not sure why, but me too
this could get interesting *gets out donuts*
The weirdness of the online real world and the online DiS world fusing together is all a bit wrong, but.......
My semi-girlfriend's real boyfriend is a major league twat, I suspected that already....he's called Karleton FFS, but, he proved it on Saturday night (having invited himself along to Hed Kandi) by getting absolutely smashed pre-midnight and then taking a swing at a friend of mine for having the audacity to chat to 'his bird' (Yep, the one that I have a timeshare in!).
He then spotted me with my arm around her and stropped off out of the club.
All was ace after that and much drinking, dancing and kissing ensued...we stayed out til 5.30 and basically had a great time.
Back at the house things went a bit downhill, she got all argumentative and I proceeded to inform her that her boyfriend was a cunt and that I didn't really see her in the same light in the knowledge that she's apparently happy to be associated with him.
She started crying and that was that.
I spent much of the day with her housemates today (they're friends of mine) and have decided to leave things to cool for a while.
A concilatory (but, not overly apologetic email) is being sent to her work email.
Updates when more info is required.
BTW: Strictly NO Facebook posts about this, seriously.
Tesco Fucking Value Hollyoaks.
hope it gets sorted out man
it's all a little weird, but, I knew I was getting into a complex situation so I'm prepared for tactical withdrawl!
of never making life easy for yourself my dear. Sort it out!
maybe i shall google
can i have man-kangaroos too?!?!?
You'll be Mountain Yank Girl!
"bus stop" phenomenon
sum total of my life's ambitions.
Well, that and for my show 'Ibiza Uncovered: The Musical' to hit the West End.
'Leave it Kieran he's not worth it/leave it Kieran he's not worth it/Destiny-Marie is as slaggy as can be/She's got plenty of STD, but, not a single GCSE/So...leeeeeeeave it Kieran he's noooooooooot worth it!
aping Mike Skinner since 2005"
on Bournemouth's 'gritty' latino West Side.
It disappeared before I could find out whether he did actually talk to her! I'm gonna start having sleepless nights soon.
But, after all of this I am still your future ex-wife, correct?
Women love watching men fight, those cunts.
"my semi-girlfriend's real boyfriend"...wait what? you're funny. and cruel.
aren't improved by stripping naked and dousing yourself in red paint whilst ranting at a video camera.....LIAR, LIAR...I'LL LIE AGAIN AND AGAIN (I promise)
y'know. That EXACT moment. WEIRD.
that's the best thing anyone has ever said about a girl anywhere ever
Best phrase ever...?
Sorry things are poo Mr Cinderland. Tell the timeshare girl to sort her life out !!!
C'mon - Tell the world.
then i'd suggest that he not say anything.
i've got to go eat dinner. xoxox
looks about 18 when clean shaven and about 48 when bearded....frequently sporting 3/4 days stubble, not a big scarf wearer, but, I quite like them so may start to accessorise more, I like those double breasted pure wool pea coat type coats...are they twee?
I'd post a photo, but, they all make me look like a gay GAP enthusiast....or indeed a GAP sales assistant.
You up for SGP again this year?
Come to truck though, I will be stewarding
Emma's email QUOTE:
alex, i don't really know what to say - i'm disappointed, because we had such a great evening on friday, until we got home, and then the same thing happened on saturday night. i don't want to argue, my natural reaction is to walk away, which is what i did. it really p!ssed me off but i'm over it now, it's cool.
i just have to tell you tho (and you can hate me all you want but i'm being straight and honest as always) that i don't want to persue anything with you other than friendship now. i'm still with carleton (Carleton FFS! :D)and i want to keep it that way now - he's not complicated and what's more he doesn't make me feel like i'm complicated, and that's how i like it. i'm not going to explain myself to you anyway, you can stereotype me all you like - you seem to like doing that, and really that's all you have to go on seeing as you don't understand me or know what i'm about.
in short, i don't think it's a good idea to go out on thursday now. i'll only feel awkward after what's happened and don't want to risk an argument with you again.
i know it's not what you want to hear but i hope that you are mature enough to understand.
Alex's email reply -
That girl I went out with on Friday night was absolutely amazing. If you find out what happened to her would you let me know?
I'm not going to tell you that you're wrong or waste my time attempting to change your mind, but, I think you set your sights pretty
low if you aim for nothing more than someone who is 'uncomplicated'.
Actually, I think it's pretty laughable really. Two rows, one of which was pretty minor is a fairly weak motive for giving up on something.
Well, I may as well go for broke now...your boyfriend is a complete prick and a lightweight to boot.
(I know that isn't what YOU want to hear, but, I hope you're mature enough to understand), but, I'm not concerned with
keeping you as a 'friend' anymore, i have enough of those already. At the house party he got wasted early and puked in your room, then at Crank
he picked a fight with Ady and stropped off because you were talking to other men. He's anti-social and doesn't know how to speak to people
(insert joke about pots and kettles here:..............) *EDITOR'S NOTE:(By way of explanation for the readers of DiS, this is a reference to the fact that I have a stammer)*
To be honest, the fact that you choose to go out with a guy like that utterly changes the way that I feel about you, you're just not the girl
that I thought you were.
I'm sorry if you felt I was stereotyping you, but, I wasn't. I thought you were great and there was so much potential there.
If anyone is guilty of stereotyping I think it was you, you met a guy who didn't fuck you about, who was kind to you and didn't act like
a prick. Clearly unused to dating guys that actually like you you react by coming out with a series of cliches whilst drunk and wired on coke
at 6 am in the morning. You said I was 'too nice to you' and various other absurdities....seriously, are you one of those girls who swings between
dating pricks and then bursting into tears because 'all men are bastards'?
Well, there's a pretty obvious solution to that problem.
What I love the most is the fact that you said you were with Carleton because 'he isn't possessive'....high ambitions Em.
Oh....but, in spite of 'not being possessive' he tried to punch a guy in a club for having the audacity to chat with you before storming
It's a good thing that he chooses to hide away in your room whenever he comes over to the house, because everyone thinks he is a truly world
It would be nice to think that you could find happiness, but, I seriously doubt that you ever will, you didn't recognise quality because you've never had it before.
I deserve so much better than you.
not cool, and smacking of huffy to boot
I don't really want to be friends with her, I'm usually a good judge of character, but, she totally fooled me.
Burning bridges FTW!
but still...bit mean
Probably not all that essential, but sometimes it feels so damn good dressing someone down that its impossible to pass up the chance
I'm not usually the vengeful type, but, Earth Crisis was playing on my iTunes and I let the power of hatred envelop me!
I have used that actual exact Hugh Grant/Gareth Gates line on a number of occasions!
so there's still a chance!
oh my god. Keep posting this stuff, it's like my very own OC right here. But also, isn't there a chance she might find out you posted it here?! Oh dear.
Not one single bit of this love triangle sounds appealing. Run away!!
to illustrate all of this?
Oh lovely. You really shouldn't just rattle off a massive email in anger like that without spending at least a couple of hours thinking about it.
Ha - pot kettle here too - I'm the first to vent spleen immediately when I'm hurt!
She wasn't ready for a guy guy and she isn't good enough to be worthy of you right now. Let her stick with her daft meat-head.
Sadly, you've just told her that all of her flatmates hate her boyfriend. That wasn't too clever given that you've got mutual friends.
Bleurgh. Mondays. NEED MORE COFFEE.
Yes, telling her that her housemates don't like her boyfriend was a bit harsh, but, to be honest if she can't work that out herself then she is beyond salvation.
Consider the fact that her boyfriend swung a punch at their friend just for chatting to her.
Oh, and don't worry about the meathead, he's short and out of shape, if it comes down to it I'll dismantle him.
fight properly anyhow.
I'm glad that's done and dusted. NEXT!
to my next girlfriend.
You're right again, he's one of those piss artists who still hasn't worked out that he can't actually handle his drink.
Trim 28 year old Bournemouth surfer vs fat 35 year old Christchurch misogynist....I'd love it.
you mentioned it two or three times on the phone last night, heh.
that should be forced to join Hamsphire!
who think guys who actually treat them well are "too nice" really annoy me. It makes guys think girls don't want them to be nice, and then it's impossible to root out the guys who are actually nice but don't want to show it.
Thanks though, i's good to know that there is actually a market for my brand of charm!
I've just started seeing someone (who actually seems to be a genuine Nice Guy™), but I'll get back to you if it doesn't work out :P
Fantastic - thanks for sharing this. There's absolutely nothing wrong with a bit of passionate common sense. Ok, you haven't won anything by it - but I applaud you. No need for you to be 'cool' leave that to aquarians, you're just being true to your scorpio nature. You were true to yourself and you spoke from the heart. English men just don't do that enough in my book (must be the french half) See how I stereotype you. yay.
Oh...she is also a scorpio so it was a hopeless cause from the start.
it may of been bad of him to start a fight with someone for talking to her but as she was actually seeing someone else it seems understandable, did he know about the timeshare arrangement?
about me and her.
Consider the fact that it was pretty much the first time that he had been out with our circle of friends, first impressions count and all that.
I should have seen the signs and just listened to my instinct.
Cracking rack though........
I was thinking about that name earlier and have come to the conclusion that the back of a Vauxhall was indeed the likely place of conception!
this is actually the best thread ever. DiS immortality is yours.
I hope there are more updates! :D
was QUITE SOMETHING, I wish I had the guts to do stuff like that, I always just end up with muttered (and indeed stuttered) drunken conversations.
Well done :D
ask me again in a couple of weeks
you are a hero
i need to live vicariously through others love lifes now that i'm all alone and have no hope of having any sort of relations at all! so do keep up the updates, and everyone else too! xoxox
sorting out my visa. in a small manitoban town where there is noone aged 20-35 and i'm all alone :(
bulletins as to the latest sordid developments in my LOLove life!
welcome to Alex's diary.
it's so exciting reading them, i feel like i'm spying!
...that is if I haven't been deleted yet.
I note that she added the 'Bournemouth Speed Date' application on Saturday, she certainly likes to hedge her bets!
and have come to the conclusion that most girls are complete hypocrites. They moan when they can't find a nice guy to go out with, then when they are lucky enough to find one, they fuck them over.
Note, I said MOST. There's a few decent ones out there <3
the hypocrite type, that is
he'll send you a reply that'll sort you right out.
I'm more than happy to pen venomous hate-mails for DiSers to deploy against those who have toyed with their affections!
We'll still let you do it, in the vain hope that you're somehow different.
most girls i know!
......that said, neither is her boyfriend which is just as well considering the fact that she added a local speed dating application on Saturday!
I once won over a girl for sending a reply to her in which I called her boyfriend a "cheating prick". She saw the error of her ways...
There is something about your hatred that is so appealing.
but this one has provided the LOLs
Alex's Insider Land
She's finally reacted to the email.
We've now moved from the guerilla raids across the border phase into full on total, all-out SS armoured column rolling into Poland mode.