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rather than the truth.
I just never said I had either :)
same alley and everything!
but the question brings up a smile or two ;)
imagine the shock of boinking Hotgirl83 only for her to take the bag off to reveal she's a fishwife from Halifax.
the bag's need to stay on.
he likes that sort of thing!
I believe the words "restraining order" were thrown around...
you didn't have to break his nose!
I know didn't HAVE to, but... try getting him to understand.
mine is atop a cliff. but it wasnt with you.
Been there, done that. So cliche.
the big guns played a significant and directly penetrative part in our lovemaking.
We were interrupted during the act by the priest.
It seems a little mental relly with hindsight, but, when you're 19 you're basically horny 24/7.
As an aside, if you ever find yourself in this situation it is not a good idea to say 'Don't worry, we're protestants!'
No sense of humour those catholics.
But you can always tell a catholic by their excellent sense of humour.
HOWEVER it's beyond any priest, (or nun), when faced with fornicators refusing to be converted from their protestantism, to stop drinking or put out their fag, to laugh.
did he go apoplectic? preachy?
soil his cassock?
- Vladimir Lenin
(I haven't either, but I've heard he's very tall)
"almost statuesque" and "almost handsome." Now I just need an almost beautiful and fascinating woman and we can almost fall madly and idealistically in love...
I was talking about Lenin
Is a public place. GEDDIT!!!
there's nothing in it that's ever inspired me to want to have sex on it
My password is still the name on the tombstone next to me during the act. I never have a problem remembering it.
Do I win the thread?
of both of us
I think you must win.
(I have too but I wasnt inexperianced....and you couldnt read the name)
Cos I want to watch Willy's Wonky Chocolate Factory at 9 pm.
increasing condom prices in club toilets AND the huge rise in online Viagra spam, I don't understand why they haven't cum under a girl.
I'm not sure that quite works, to be honest, but it started with only the best intentions.
a hallway... people use this to get from A-B.
I didn't really care about the security cameras when she is quite hapy fondling my _____.
from malvern to worcester. I seem to remember the bus stopping about three times to let people on.
(it was face to face too)
on a slopey grassy bit, I was rather worried, because of all the sailors n stuff.
you know 24 hours late at night.....Asda? Sainsburies? Tesco? or Waitrose?....mmm so much choice
for some reason, frozen goods aisle.
and i remember earlier this year saying i was going to be more ladylike.
So, as far as you're all concerned, i've never had sex outside of my bed.
multistorey car park - grim
but once came out of a club in Bournemouth and desperately needed a piss. So I nipped down an alley and, in the alley next to mine, I could hear the disturbing sound of a guy presumably talking a girl through her first time. "It's ok, it's ok, just breathe, just breathe etc." along with various other noises. I can't imagine it was the most romantic night that girl'll ever have in her life...
Was that Elements by any chance?
Paris has nothing on Bournemouth.
It's the kind of thing you'd assume to have happened outside Elements but I've got a feeling it wasn't.
It might have been that place a bit nearer the centre with the aquarium in it (may not be there anymore - this was in about 2003/2004). If it helps there was a stall selling these really nice sausage and cheese baguettes at about 3 in the morning not too far from the club entrance...
sounds like the type of antics that those who frequent 'JJ's' would partake in.....alas that sausage stall is long gone, it's all about Subway these days.
always fucking Bournemouth!
I spent 3 years there. It was my first time I away from home. It's close to my heart in a weird kind of way...
i'd purposely withheld that
only like really big on the moon, so the whole world could see.
*sigh* i miss those days of random lusts
in a public toilets?
a train's toilets?
a phone box?
now that sounds like fun!
but neither of us had a home in which we could do such things.
the truck was parked in a dingey alley somewhere in hackney
But certainly comes a close second...
wasn't that a bit inconvenient for studious types?
I'll wager that you represented a considerable fire hazard too.
woah horsey! was it one of those ones that continue going round at their own pace?
Did you stay for ages in the trapped segment?
was it a quick roundabout and out?
Ha ha this one is intriguing (although I like the under a truck one)
My girlfriend would kill me for revealing that.
that had no curtains.
I had something similar. Ground floor room with no curtains and a set of glass double doors leading to the garden. How I loved that bedroom
the flat was positioned so nobody could see in, so it wasn't very exciting. much like few times i had sex in it.
Queens Christmas message, 2002
there were people sunbathing around us and everything. It was very slow
I'm beginning to think that my google has some sort of squeeze on DiS.
well, not full secks
that was traumatic enough
On top of Monument
Jardin Des Plantes
Roof garden at Kulturhuset
it wasn't waterloo bridge - it was Hungerford Bridge
on the footbridge, very late one night as the trains rattled and sparked by
i remember not posting in this thread at the time because the answer was 'My girlfriends bunkbed while her flatmates were out'
Since then... well lets say the answer is probably a public park in the middle of the day, but it could be several other things too. Good times.
between Moor Park and Harrow On The Hill. I sort of regret it now.
It's so scummy, and I felt like a tramp afterwards. I should have done it on the Jubilee line. Ah well.
in broad daylight. with a creepy old man watching us. which we didn't realise for abit. part of me is quite proud of it though, he must have seen a fair bit of action...but then part of me is abit ashamed. it was like unaware dogging.
but to actually have sex in public, where anyone can see you, is fucking wrong.
Seeing people get off with each other in public is gross enough.
bathroom at party
that sort of thing
on a rock off minehead beach, twice
i already answered this thread months ago. i suck.
i really cuk
But then two policemen came into my room and witnessed what was going on. I noticed them in the corner of my eye and carried on. They swiftly went away.
in lots of diffrent places diving is a bit to sexy some times...
In a cinema
In a park
used to have gays shagging left right and centre. How I miss it.
We didn't pay to get in and we got bored after about 20 mins so took advantage of the near-empty dark room we were in.
You didn't miss much, it's a pretty shit film.
A train came by and I've always wondered if any of the passengers saw my skinny white arse bobbing up and down in the field.
Chapel at my College