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mine was just 10 mins ago i missed a step on the stairs,i blame gravity it really is a bastard
walking across my room. My body has never really realised I gained an extra 5 inches about 5 years ago and ever since I've wobbled all over the place.
i can't remember the last tme i did. about a year ago maybe? oh no, it was 22nd december. i tripped up some steps in leeds.
last saturday sophia tried to have sex with me against a wall and fell over, dragging me with her. i guess that counts. i still have a massive bruise on my knee from it.
It was deathly silent during peak hour... Some woman put her foot out and tripped me up. I fell right over, smack bang on the ground, handbag spilled out everything... I was holding documents which cut underneath my chin into red line marks, and got a massive bruise on my knee. No one bothered to help me (bastard people) and I had to do the walk of shame up the platform as everyone looked at me.
I was 'due' a fall... they happen periodically.
when i fell today i realised i hadnt fallen over for ages
at Partick underground station recently. Luckily, the only person around was someone in front of me, who didn't turn around. They must have wondered what the "urgh kerfuffle" noise was though. Doy.
2 weeks aqgo, over excited crowd
I tripped over a cable in my bedroom and ended up face down in the 1ft gap between my bed and the wall. I laughed a lot.
super-wet ground combined with my trainers that have no grip means a sliptastic good time of me stacking it every time I ran/got near the ball. WAAAAYYYHHHAAAYYY!!!!!!