Your are viewing a read-only archive of the old DiS boards. Please hit the Community button above to engage with the DiS !
which makes it EVEN more credible.
What happened to the umbilical cord?
Did it just.... tear?
you don't mistake a baby for a dump, no matter how big. They come out of different holes for a start.
They do right?
I skived that lesson of Bioligy
you had to ask!
No moker - babies come from bumholes.
about a teenager who wasn't even aware she was pregnant until she gave birth into a toilet. Apparently the umbilical cord isn't as strong if the baby is born prematurely.
Although, I suppose this story could be bullshit too.
'Most toilets on Indian trains are filthy chutes emptying directly onto the tracks.'
I'm sure we could have worked that out from the rest of the story!
And as soon as I found out I was born into a filthy toilet on a train, I knew dignity was never for me.
that is brilliant!
i thought this was the beginning to a joke at first..