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Got anybody in mind?
Does the person proposed to have to say yes?
Oooh - TAKE ON ME, A-HA is on tv now. Super.
It's not as great as it sounds.
I have the opportunity to do this every other day of the year and it can be a soul-crushing experience....
Maybe it's the way you say it?
staking a big cross, representing the church, outside the window of my beloved and then setting it on fire to illustrate how she sets my heart aflame.
Then I emerge out of the bushes wearing a white hood to represent a bridal veil. and scream 'MAAAARRY MEEEEE!!' to make myself heard over the flaming cross.
So, obviously there's nothing wrong with my method. It must just be my personality. Maybe I should arm myself the next time I ask?
..... , ,_____________________
..... / `---___________----_____|]
.... / ______|
.....), _(__) /
....// (..) ), ----"
That's not too lovey dovey, right?
'Well, we could just get married?'
with me and my exes. HA.
YOU WILL MARRY ME
*puts romance firearm back in holster*
But that's strangely yet disturbingly romantic.
having a pistol longingly pressed to your temple
ha ha ha. Dat makes me chuckle. Screw a box of chocolates - draw your pistol anytime.
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA BITCH THAT KILLED U!
he will say No. >:(
Then you ask him if he will not marry you instead.
If the guy says no, he has to compensate and give you a gift.
Almost anything in a relationship where the guy does the wrong thing involves compensation with a gift
'I'm sorry honey, let me make it up to you. Quickly now, put out your hands or grab a jar...'
I don't want to drop it!
It's your go.
that's pretty romantic. i didn't understand what the hell it was but it has some french words in it.
go with the wedding! you can get a microwave!
asked me to marry them this weekend, i would say yes.
It's only meant to be today..
and for the rest of my sorry life.
nothing against the apparent "unattractive" ones though.
i'm looking forward to getting my rejection gift