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I'm predicting 'SHAKE, RATTLE & HULL'
but they'll get it one of the later editions.
they'll look silly if they run with a Hull headline!
who chose to sensitively break news of mass cattle burnings during the foot and mouth crisis with headlines such as 'MIXED GRILL' and 'APOCALYPSE COW'!
MASSIVE INFLUX OF IMMIGRANTS TRIGGERS HUGE EARTHQUAKE
The Daily Sport: EARTHQUAKE CAUSES GIRL'S CLOTHES TO FALL OFF, EXCLUSIVE PICTURES INSIDE
'It was incredible, I haven't been shaken like that since the last time I sat on top of the tumble dryer during a fast spin'
and send us footage of your bird's tits during the quake. lovely jubbly.
Wakey Quakey everyone...set your newspapers to pun.