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a Guinness can is it supposed to rattle?! And if so, what is it?
And it's a widget!
What's it meant to do though?
The widget reduces the amount of CO2 in the beer so there's less of a head when you pour it.
There's a howstuffworks.com thingy on it too:
I think a few people on here need this one: http://health.howstuffworks.com/hangover.htm
namely Vikram glare!
It's the egg of an ale snake. You must immediately put the can in a refrigerated area and call the RSPCA.
I'll get onto it straight away, what's the RSPCA's number?
411 <--- kinda looks like a dog, see?
Has been known to inhabit spirits.
If you want the snake to hatch and spray nerve destroying venom into your face, by all means, do that.
When it gets bigger, just stick it in an oil drum or something
A house? A block of flats? CLOVERFIELD?
Maybe it'll coax Nessie out of his shell..
^ part of the conspiracy
that it's actually a giant seasnail?
I think it's Alan Carr
than the thought of some giant prehistoric creature.
Now what if I told you it was a giant prehistoric Alan Carr?
that's in on the conspiracy. Is there a fake conspiracy to hide the real one?!
And just to be sure, someone (I think it's the government, although there's multiple theories) set up a conspiracy about that fake one.
This thread has gotten wayyyyy out of hand :D!
Cue someone setting up a Nessie conspiracy thread.
you sir, are an expert in the field of alco-reptology
standard guinness ones dont
its to keep its head in check and make it smoooooth
it's a draught can :)! Thanks.