I've been playing battlefield 2142 until the early hours nearly everyday for the last two weeks on a mobile phone internet connection...which is a bid desperate...

anyway, I decided to play the part of a heroic air transport pilot taking in loads of trusting soldiers...flying straight into AA flak then manically tapping the the 'bail out out out out' button. My ol' comrades dutifully jumped out while I wrestled with my copter as it did a kamikaze into an enemy tank. However , some tit would stay in the copter and I would be deducted 4 points for a teamkill. By the end of a round I would end up at the bottom of the ranks with -200 points. But I felt a hero.

And I decided to write shit loads of crappy war stories based on it and found these fanfiction sites all over hte net with equally pathetic people penning their horrors of armchair war.

I've got 4 essays one month late too.

This isn't healthy is it?