Your are viewing a read-only archive of the old DiS boards. Please hit the Community button above to engage with the DiS !
Please insert any fantastic, surefire, grade fuckin' A, ocean going, combat proven, back of the net date advice here:
'Respect yo self'
don't forget the vodka!
Where are you going/meeting?
daytime drinking that seems to worry the government so much.
We'll take it from there I guess.
get drunk & start fights - the binge drinking way :)
Or - have a few and a lovely time :)
Black slim fit cords
navy blue Zoo York sweatshirt
black classic Vans
Faded medium blue Levi's 507 (bootcut)
caramel colour lambswool jumper
olive green Volcom combat jacket, looks a bit Vietnam war-esque!
Sand coloured suede desert boots (think mods rather than infantry patrol in Baghdad!)
days as an army officer!
Not sure that I can pull off the whole Russel Brand thing though.
I won't be able to think of anything else!
option 2 sounds nice too though....
No, def option 1. Yes.
You're in Bmth today, aren't you?
Fear - For anyone faced with a face-to-face date situation, fear is a normal reaction. Unless an negative situation has been anticipated, fear is generally followed by panic then pain, cold, thirst, hunger, fatigue, boredom and loneliness. It is extremely important to calmly assess the situation and not allow these seven enemies, or the lady, to interfere with your survival.
Pain - Pain may often be ignored on a date. Remember to deal with injuries immediately before they become even more serious.
Cold - Cold lovers lose the ability to think, numbing the body and reducing the will to survive. Never allow yourself to stop moving or to fall asleep until the job is done.
Thirst - Dehydration is a common enemy in an emergency situation and must not be ignored. It can dull your mind, causing you to overlook important survival information. White wine for the lady and a pint of ale for myself, squire.
Hunger - Hunger is dangerous but seldom deadly. It may reduce your ability to think logically and increase your susceptibility to the effects of cold, pain and fear. Kebab and chips will only put a woman off.
Fatigue - Fatigue is unavoidable in any situation so it is best to keep in mind that the job ain't done until it's done. Remember that in an emergency situation this is often the bodies way of escaping a difficult situation. Don't allow yourself to be worn down, man up and shut up.
man of many identities...
Thanks for the advice, but, this is a date, not SAS selection!
I like this plan.
to look at when you get a chance
Best advice so far.
Oh, you probably already left.
IT WENT REALLY REALLY FUCKING WELL!!!11
We're meeting up again on Tuesday for drinks and going to some Hed Kandi night on Saturday, I can scarecely believe it, but, somehow I managed to avoid fucking up!
Dude dont fuck it up!
:) im sure it will go great, u seem like a nice guy and if u were gay and I were gay... I totally would
I'm often mistaken for a member of The Gays, I put it down to coordinating my t-shirts with my belt/shoes and being ridiculously polite!
Then slay her with your mad skills.