My dad was in the petrol station the other day and a man in front of him was being served by a young girl in her twenties. The girl was saying all the usual thing's for example "What pump number are you? Put in your card please? Enter your PIN?" and then instead of saying "Please remove your card" she said "Please remove your clothes" and then she kind of looked around to see if she'd actually said it and my dad burst into laughter :D!
Funnnnnnny times :).